Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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