I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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