so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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