once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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