Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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