Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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