But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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