I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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