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Wipe that smile off your face.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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