Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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