Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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