When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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