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Define "chronic" masturbator.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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