i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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