i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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