Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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