I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't shave. On purpose
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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