i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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