Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Sober January is a disaster.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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