We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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