Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
