apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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