wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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