He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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