It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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