We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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