i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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