I'm jealous of your bromance
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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