I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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