She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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