Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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