3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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