ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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