I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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