I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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