haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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