No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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