what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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