Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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