I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We're too hungover to prance.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
