...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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