i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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