just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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