There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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