i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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