u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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