Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Randomize
