he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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