my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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