What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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