please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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