Jerry, you need to find god
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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